they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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