dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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