Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Randomize
