Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We got so high we made milksteak
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
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