I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Its about making memories worth repressing
He kissed a someone with a penis
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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