how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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