At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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