I need help removing her.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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