new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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