Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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