Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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