Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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