This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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