his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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