Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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