doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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