so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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