He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
You need Xanax blowdarts
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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