is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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