I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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