So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
My liver just broke up with me...
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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