so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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