I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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