Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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