4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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