Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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