butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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