i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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