I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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