normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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