we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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