I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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