singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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