I want to walk on stilts...naked
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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