I wannas sexs uuuuu
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Randomize
