But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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