it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
oh god was she eating orange peels again
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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