He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
