gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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