The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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