i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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