U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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