now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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