If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Randomize
