I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
areolas are like halos for boobs.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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