awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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