I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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