What a fucking waste of an outfit
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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