I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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