I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Found your dick twin last night
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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