You work out of a Hotel?
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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